Wardriving From My Roof, Memes for the Masses

Part 1: "The Day-Trader Cashed Out, Sorry"

If longer life expectancies are destroying the nation's ability to socialize retirement benefits, obviously life expectancies should be incorporated into a stable equation capable of establishing an indefinite life expectancy for the socialized system itself.
Fundamentally, labor is leaving the workforce in demand of benefits faster than labor is entering the workforce capable of providing them.
If the gap can be replaced with the automated labor which comprises Kurzweil's anticipation of singularity, ensuring that no individual or net jobs are sacrificed, then not only is socialized retirement a possibility, but an inevitability which will coincide with much greater ones.

Part 2: "Mount Mandara - The Shortcut"

The sound of elders and youngsters pining for the day they die so as to escape the chains of life and live eternally in a place of meaningless ritual is the sound of elders and youngsters pining for the moment they land, but won't because the pilot has parachuted with all their cash.